So, today is April 13th. Hmmm. Seems like something important is due in a few days. Now, what would that be? Oh yeah, taxes. Well, I guess I should go get to work on them.

Oh, wait, I need to empty the cat litter box. Then I have to replace all of the burned out light bulbs in the entire house. Then I think I might make sure that all of the pictures in the house are hanging straight with a level. I may have to build a new shelf to hang up on the wall to display something. And that spot on the carpet may need to be shampooed. After that, I need to pull up all the weeds in the neighborhood, start a canned food drive, and strive for world peace. When I finish all of that, I’ll take some time to do my taxes.